When baby Yoda and I first met.

Setting is out side in YODAS front yard. (empire strikes back reff)
OK SO i WAS AT THE SPOT PICKING UP SOME STUFF IT HELPS WITH ALOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS @ https://hightimes.com/ 
KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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THEN WHEN I'M WITH MY DEALER
THIS WEIRD AF NOISE COMES FROM THE TREES.
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LEAFS FALLING
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THEN OUT OF F??K"IN NO WHERE BABY YODA WHIPS OUT HIS GREEN DICK.
(LIGHT SABER) 
THE EVENT: 
1. Yoda kind of starts to levitate
falls back to the ground then springs up (very elegantly)
into the trees he goes
all that is seen is the green light saber being swung around kicking ass
it's a Gangster fight: flips and things it is a very agile fight attacks and dodges from alien and Yoda. "It was EPIC."
The branches continue to fall, the fight is over
alien acid is burning through trees THERE IS NO BLOOD THE LIGHT SABER CAUTERIZES ALIENS HEAD! no alien acid burning anything.
yoda runs off through the trees in search of any other aliens that me be lerking 
8 gggent guy scared
Yoda comes back smiling 
10 Yoda walks over to the table where gggent is near. " Predators bring these damn aliens here to hunt. Kill these damn bastards i do. " 
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AFTER THE EVENT a few laughs and business conversations HE AND I FINISHED THE REASON WHY I WAS THERE. BEFORE I LEFT I had told him about one of people i have come across. 
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THEN YODA STARTED TELL ME ABOUT MEDICLORINES. 
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Jedi Training
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